flirtin' with disaster

""Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass I drank lots of apple wine last night And now my bowels they don't feel so right Wet fart! Something don't feel right Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass Lack of control what else can I say? My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays Wet fart! No reason or rhyme Wet fart! Dinglberry time Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass Now I lessen for you all to hear Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed Wet fart! You just might be next Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' Butt mayonaise Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' It seems it's not my day Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' I passed some glass Flirtin' with desaster Flirtin' And blue chunks out my ass""