Deep Sea Diver

Yes, I'm a deep-sea diver
Well, I got a stroke and I can't go wrong
Looky here, woman, I'm a deep-sea diver
I got a stroke and I can't go wrong
You know I can dive to the bottom
'Cause my wind holds out so long

One more thing

You may take my woman
But you sure can't keep her long
You may take my woman for just a little while
But you sure can't keep her long
And I'm gonna tell you why right now
Because I got her new way of loving
You monkey men just can't catch on

Play it a while, little brother Taj Montgomery
Bet that landlady better knock a juggler missed the head right, huh?
Give him as much she wants to drink, I'll pay for it
Yeah, give him the whole jug

Now if the house catch on fire
Ain't no water around
Landlady throw the jug out the window
Let the doggone shack go down

I'm a deep-sea diver
Yeah, I got a stroke and I can't go wrong
Mmm, dive to the bottom
My wind holds out so long
Yeah, it holds out a really long time

Well, I'll sing this song
To all you monkey men
Lord, I'm gonna sing this song
To all you monkey men
Look out, you monkey boy

You think you can take my woman
But that's when your trouble has just begin

Last time

I'm a deep-sea diver
I got a stroke and I can't go wrong
Hey, I'm a deep-sea diver
Got a stroke and I
I tell ya I got a stroke
Oh, man I got a stroke and I can't go wrong
Because I can dive to the bottom look out
My wind hold out so long
So long