W.W.Y.D.

[Intro: Nipple Sweet, Whipstick]
Hello
You are listening to Love Central with your host Nipple Sweet
I'm the man bringin' you the words of wisdom about love
So you, my friends, can be the best you can be (*crying*)
When it comes to being a love machine (Are you there?)
Now sit back, relax (There?)
'Cause I'm about to give you all the knowledge you need

[Verse 1: Whipstick]
Nipple, what would you do?
I got home and caught my wife up in the middle of two
Long dick tall ripped gargantuan dudes (That's big)
And I forgot to fuckin' mention they were filmin' it too (Ooh)
We locked eyes, she said "hand me the lube!"
I froze up, wait what you expect me to do?
Room smellin' like manure, sodomy inside a sewer (That's gross)
The sad part at the heart of it, I handed it to her
Snap back to reality, back to what was happening
Marriage had just failed I see a product of the pregnancy
Hearin' that she's mad at me ain't somethin' that I'm handling (She hates you)
I slapped her with a spatula, sawed her with the battery (Yeah)
Things changed, I just wanted to stay sick
Married to my slutty wife but they're happy just spacing
Missionary position, we ain't no snitchin' into bread (I'm on top)
But then I blacked out when I heard "I'm here for the gangbang"

[Spoken: Nipple Sweet]
Now I know all you fells tryin' to press these lovely ladies with the hottest of clothes, all the fancy gold rings and chains, but that's where you fuck it up. I walk in the room wearin' the same shit, smellin' like a motherfuckin' man do. They get wetter than a water slide, baby, hot and ready like a pizza. Get yourself a skank

[Chorus]
It's hard to maintain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?
It's hard to retain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?

[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
Came home to hearin' whispers and moans
I found a chick with my wife, both missin' their clothes
First thought, "whoa, dope," until I got close
She was bangin' a tranny that looked like Willem Dafoe (What)
Couldn't help but puke in my mouth while watchin' 'em go
Became projectile when she started tonguin' his chode
And now they're covered in enchiladas I ate on the road
And even that didn't stop her, had to rock bottom the ho (Bitch)
Tossed her off the bed like, "What the fuck is this, Beth?"
Is this your way of telling me I don't look good in a dress?
15 years of marriage and you fuckin' Jared that goes by Janette?
What about that miscarriage and all of the stress? (Gross)
Before she could reply, I melee kicked to her breast
And now she's bleedin' out her eyes, I forget all the rest
Brain surgery Jenner got a curtain rod in his chest
And now I'm callin' you from Cuba tellin' you no regrets, ay

[Spoken: Nipple Sweet]
If you listenin' and you got two titties and a nice butt, come the fuck on down here to the studio and let the man of the hour, Nipple Sweet, give you the treatment you need, baby. All you pimps and players, bangers and slangers, this is how you talk to a woman. This is how you get to know that she's that special someone. And if she don't like the way you talkin', she can get that ass to walkin'. I know what I'm talkin' about because I've studied the laws of love. I've got a degree in givin' D, and if you lookin' to find me, I'll always be here live and direct, from Love Central, baby

[Chorus]
It's hard to maintain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?
It's hard to retain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?
It's hard to maintain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?
It's hard to retain, I know
[When you feel that you're one with you?]
Sometimes that's the way it goes
What would you do?