Thirst Trap
[Verse 1: Whipstick]
Ha ha! Ay yo it goes like this
Made a post on the internet, nope, won’t quit
Whoa, never (no), you better prepare the rest of ‘em
I’m coming, your demons I’m gonna wrestle with (Haha)
So we met up on the Craigslist back page
Such a fat skank, so we ate until the gas came
Did some cocaine in the port-a-potty passé
Farted in your face, all elated like, “That’s great”
Blackin’ out, and we’re back in your place
On the couch, and your mouth ball gagged and it’s crazy
You’re about to go Ghost, Patrick Swayzе
Dumb fat bitch, and you actually paid me
Now you have rabies whilе I’m debating
Whether or not you should be allowed to escape me
Another sacrifice, a lamb to the slaughter
You wanna call the cops and run, but don’t bother
[Chorus: Stray]
Baby girl, was it worth that?
Gonna rip your tongue from your mouth, you deserve that
Wanna break my heart, I’ma Uno card reverse that
Slide the knife inside of your ligaments in a thirst trap
Heard that, baby girl, was it worth that?
Gonna rip your tongue from your mouth, you deserve that
Wanna break my heart, I’ma Uno card reverse that
Slide the knife inside of your ligaments in a thirst trap
[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
I enjoyed way back in the day
When I could call a number in a stall and capture a date
Those times are gone, so now I’ve had to create
A new system with incentive to get women to pay (Huh?)
Ay, been catfishing since blacklisted from Tinder
Had mad bitches but could never get past dinner
Because I’m trash and would ask if they were a cash spender
Ugh, isn’t food enough? Which erupted my bad temper
Man, fuck! Get ‘em out of here, you even read the flier?
Gigolo roughly translates to murder for hire
Now instead of getting stuffed I gotta set you on fire
I would’ve wore a condom too, you still gon’ smell like burning tires
Though look, I don’t wanna fuckin’ kill you, that ain’t the words
I’m here to fuck and kill you, that’s two separate verbs (Hahahaha)
Now run your hand through your purse
Fork over whatever you think I deserve for the work
Before this murder occurs, while I ponder
[Chorus: Stray]
Baby girl, was it worth that?
Gonna rip your tongue from your mouth, you deserve that
Wanna break my heart, I’ma Uno card reverse that
Slide the knife inside of your ligaments in a thirst trap
Heard that, baby girl, was it worth that?
Gonna rip your tongue from your mouth, you deserve that
Wanna break my heart, I’ma Uno card reverse that
Slide the knife inside of your ligaments in a thirst trap
[Bridge: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
Yo, it goes like this
Yo it goes like that
Yo, it goes like this
Yo it goes like that
I said it goes like this!
Yo, and I said it goes like that
So how about you shut the fuck up, you goddamn bitch?
Okay, whatever, fuck that
Yeah