If I Don’t Get Video Games for Decemberween
The Brothers Chaps
[Intro: Brainkrieg]
Go!
You go!
Are you even plugged in?
Hang on....
[Chorus: Brainkrieg]
If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna....
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over, keep his eggnog spiked
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat
If I don't get video games for Decemberween
If I don't get video games for Decemberween
[Bridge: Brainkrieg]
I'm talkin' about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
[Outro: Brainkrieg]
If I don't get video games for Decemberween
If I don't get video games
Decemberween!
Jugga jigga wugga!