I Love Trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love trash

I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mom the day I was born
I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I dig trash

I got me a newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish, it's smelly and cold
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
I love it because it's trash
I love it because it's trash

I got a clock that won't work
And an old microphone
A broken umbrella and a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own!
I love them because they're trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love, I love trash!

I take trash, I take, I take trash, I take trash
I wanna take all the trash
Who me? Forget about it!