The Blob (Part II) [1994 Off-Broadway]

Wait, wait, wait
Keep them there We want to hear it again
Tell them! Wouldn't you all just like to live your entire life to that music
Okay, down everybody, down down down They're gonna do it again One mo' time

Frank, no
Say "No"

Charley's right

But they loved it

They thought we were great

You wanna know what true greatness is? It's knowing when to get off

I'll sing with you
Come on

It started out like a song
We started quiet and slow
With no surprise
And then one morning I woke
To realize-

I said, "Joe, this show will be a watershed"

We had a good thing going

Shh!

It's not that nothing went wrong:
Some angry moments-

Did you hear-?
No kidding-!
You're not serious!

Of course
But just a few

Shh!

And only moments, no more

Dadadadada-

Shh!

It's a clear case of Tammany politics
We were stuck in the tunnel 'til half past six!

Because we knew
We had this good thing going

It's a show that'll murder them in the sticks
Did you read-?

And if I wanted too much
Was that such
A mistake
At the time?

It'll never-!
They just don't mix
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half past six!
It's a clear case of Tammany politics
Did you read-?
It'll never-!
They just don't mix!
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half-

Shh!

You never wanted enough-
All right, tough
I don't make
That a crime

Darling!
We saw the new-
Darling!
We had the most bad-
Was it good?
It's the biggest-!
He's a genius!
Well he can't
But he used to!
It's the dumbest-!
She's a genius!
It's the best-!
It's the first-!
He's a genius!
It's the least-!
She's a genius-!
It's the absolutely lowest-!
They're a genius!

Did you read-?
It'll never-!
They just don't mix!
What we need-!
Did you ever-!
'Til half past six!
It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks
It's a clear case of Tammany politics

It's the greatest-
It's the single-
It's the only-
It's the perfect-
It's the one-
It's the real-
It's the true-
It's the final-
It's the-