The Prince of Wails
[Verse 1]
In the hallways of his kingdom
The Prince of Wails walks
Feet in beat and his fingers snapping
He sings, he don't talk
Second cousin to the Duke of Earl
Dancing down the hall
The Prince of Wails
[Verse 2]
The king and queen are so upset
They've been crying for a hundred years
He don't hear the teacher's voice
Or read the wiggling lines
He just listens to a magic sound
And watches as the wheels go 'round
The Prince of Wails