The Fool Who Ripped His Pants

"i thought that i had everybody on my side,
but then i went and blew it all sky high.
now, she wont even spare a passing glance,
all just because i ripped my pants...."

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob Turned into a clown.
And no girl Ever wants to dance
wth a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know i shouldnt mope around, I shouldnt curse,
But the pain feels so much worse...
Cause ending up with no one is a lot less fun,
than a burn from the sun,
Or sand in your buns......

Now i Learned a Lesson i wont soon forget
so listen and you wont regret,
Be true to yourself,
Dont miss your chance,
And you wont end up like the fool who ripped his pants..