Miss Haps
Signs her name Miss Haps
Find her in a flat
Don’t be courteous
You’ll be courting disaster-er-er-er-er
Strange girl, something’s amiss
Haphazard with a twist
I’m non-plussed
You’re planet-struck [?]
You’re a walking faux-pas
My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Watch her walking the street
Mayhem, may I repeat
Slamming doors and broken jaws
Well, I think perhaps she’s hapless
Open Pandora’s Box
She’s cursed and gone to the dogs
Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only
My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Ooh!
Sink or swim on her, I do
Wе’re both in the same boat
Fish out of watеr, lambs to the slaughter
It’s open warfare on us
We who start from scratch
That’s me and my mismatch
Oh, oh, my misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only
My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Now!
My misfortune, my miscarriage
I love you only
My Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Miss Haps
You can’t do that
Miss Haps
Please shut your trap
Ooh!
Yeah!