Our Ambassador

Our super hero in a maple leaf cape
Was locked in the trunk of a car
And he escaped
He's a Moosehead muppet on
An ex-pat kick
Got a valid passport and he's proud of it

Prairie boy, wonder why you're spittin' corn
In the Yankee's eye?
Aways-away and gone awry
On a Wichita Monday night

And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can't ignore
Him

Our emissary's cause for concern
And a good old-fashioned lynching's all he's earned
For his country, his flag, his love of the land
He drank half of Kansas for the band
Prairie boy, wonder why
You're the laughing-stock in the Yankee's eye?
Aways-away and gone awry
On a Wichita Monday night

And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can't ignore
Him

And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can't ignore
Him

And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can't ignore
Him

And I do abhor
Our Ambassador
You can't ignore
Him