Buy Me A Pony

Don't you wanna be
A personality
An ocean in the sea
But you'll never make it if you can't shake it
So don't mistake it, just try and fake it
And I want you to know
You don't have far to go
So we'll use all your dough
To buy new clothes
And see what flows
And powder your nose for those photos
You're almost on your way
To popularity
And we'll teach you to play
With icy stare and punk rock hair
And beatnik flair, we'll take you there

'Cause there's nobody else like you
And we sure care just what you're doin'
After we have gone our separate ways
Hey, yeah
Yeah!

So don't you wanna be
A big time entity
Your place in history
But don't be scared of what we said
'Cause there's no end
To being your friend
But wait out in the hall
We've just received a call
We'll have to dump you all
But don't you try to pass us by
'Cause we own you until we're through

And there's so many 'round like you
And we don't care just what you're doin'
After we have gone our separate ways
Hey, yeah
Yeah, hey!