Left Out in the Cold

[Verse 1]
Uniqlo is my employer
Hired by a Tokyo lawyer
Head of Research
Winnipeg is where I'm living
Cold as hell, it's unforgiving
Perfect research

[Chorus 1]
Now I'm left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Long before they're sold

[Post-Chorus 1]
Long down jackets, overcoats
Ski caps, gloves, I'm making notes
Long down jackets, overcoats
Do you still feel cold?

[Verse 2]
Some of them are nearly perfect
Some of them are still imperfect
Winnipeg air
I'm employed to reach perfection
One to ten, how much protection?
Some are just fair

[Chorus 1]
Now I'm left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Long before they're sold

[Post-Chorus 2]
Long down jackets, overcoats
Ski caps, gloves, I'm making notes
Long down jackets, overcoats
Ski caps, gloves, I'm taking notes
Long down jackets, overcoats
Ski caps, gloves, I'm making notes
Long down jackets, overcoats
Do you still feel cold?

[Chorus 2]
Now I'm left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Left out in the cold

[Interlude 1]

[Chorus 3]
Now you're left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Long before they're sold

[Post-Chorus 3]
Long down jackets, overcoats
Ski caps, gloves, I'm making notes
Long down jackets, overcoats
Impervious to cold

[Verse 3]
There were times when things were better
I became an online bettor
Things went South fast
Once, I had a mammoth mansion
Lightweight clothes of summer fashion
All that's now past

[Chorus 1]
Now I'm left out in the cold
Left out in the cold
Long before they're sold

[Post-Chorus 4]
Someday I'll be warm again
Someday back in form again
Someday I'll be hot again
Have another shot

[Interlude 2]

[Post-Chorus 5]
Someday I'll be warm again
Someday back in form again
Someday I'll be hot again
Have another shot again
Someday I'll be warm again
Someday back in form again
Someday I'll be hot again
Have another shot

[Outro]
Now I'm left out in the cold