Love Is Not The Answer

Love is not the answer to everything
Ask the ice-cream van driver down on Madison
He's getting tipped by fathers on weekends
But can't afford no Pipe
Tobacco Cherry Blend

So, oh please don't
Oh, please don't love me

Love is not the answer to everything
Ask the big black orca in
The aquarium in Oregon
He gets bright smiles from
Children with autistic symptoms
For three meals a day of
Packed sardines from tin cans

So, oh please don't
Oh, whatever you do please don't love me

Love is not the answer to everything
Ask Romeo and Juliet living in a coffin
They tried to die for each other
And then they killed one another
Yeah, love is not the answer to anything