The Goblin Song

I have a hobby, a strange one - bear with me
At 2 AM, when no one's up to see
I sneak around my house pretending I'm a goblin
Holding a bag of cloth I put all my trinkets in
"The miniature arcade machine is mine!
As is the hanging Live, Laugh and Love sign!"
You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm insane
But I've been diagnosed with nothing different with my brain

He acts like a goblin, he sneaks around his house
He makes strange noises, his neighbors are weirded out

My hobby's become a bit of a felony
'Cause at this point, I'm breaking into Applebees
The chairs and stools are piling up in the living room
My neighbors think I've gone crazy, I assume
I blacked out, but I robbed a bank
Halfway home with a hundred grand and checks that are blank
I need to stop, my goblin shenanigans are detested
Just happens conveniently I was arrested

He acts like a goblin, he sneaks around his house
He makes strange noises, his neighbors are weirded out