666 News

Here's Conrad Bathory speaking from the cursed studios of 666 news, let's start immediately with the black chronicles:

A male Caucasian individual with long greasy hair made an apparently indiscriminate carnage of his counterparts. It seems that he captured and questioned them under torture, then found them lacking of sufficent musical knowledge and salugthtered them mercilessly

Ivo the woodman has finally been after many years of killing whores. He wanted to get old in a comfortablе prison cell, so he spountaneously surrеndered to the authorities. He's been given the keys of all the bars in town as a prize for being the most unmotivated murderer ever

Last but not least, the new shit from Sofisticator is gonna be entitled ************!