(Fuck) The Senate

Hey fellow Canadians, I'm curious how you feel about the senators
Not that shitty hockey team, I mean the real senators
Status quo is fragile, mustn't upset it
But oops, Fuck the senate! Ha! There, I said it
Political appointees overseeing Democracy
Old world privelege and just plain old hipocracy
Colonial baggage, power by being connected
Just rich old fucks who aren't even elected
You support colonialism and croneyism
Supreme phoneyism, Harper Trudeau Mulroneyism
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Beyak
Residential schools weren't horrible
How the fuck could she say that

Thought but not said
It's like she took a big fart in the senate chamber on her way out
Sober second thought, my ass
Fuck you Lynn Beyak
Suck it, Brazeau
Mike Duffy, you fuck
Pamela Wallin
Fuck you Lavigne

So someone crack a window, the Chamber is stuffy
Fuck you Mike Duffy, you're too puffy and fluffy
They can veto bills that the Parliament handles
The whole thing is scandalous
Not to mention the scandals
Can-con Cancel that shit and yo did I mention
After they retire they receive a full pension
Staff salaries, how these assholes get in there
Fuck 'em all except Murray Sinclair
He's cool

Fuck the senate
Culookoo koo koo koo koo koo

The whole enterprise is actually offensive
Partisan, anti-democratic an expensive
Can't we as tax payers have higher expectations
Put that money into safe water for first nations
It's such a sweet gig for the lucky anointed
I shouldn't talk shit, now I'll never be appointed

Fuck the senate, fuck the queen and the governor general