My Long Lost Lobe

Woke up this morning and looked in the mirror
And I was missing an ear
I looked under my pillow and it wasn’t there
I found it under the cushion of a bean bag chair
I tried to stick it back on with a wad of gum

And it happens every morning
It’s became my ritual
I scramble around my house
In search of my long lost lobe
Where did it go?!

Stapled it back on and I looked kinda punk
My Mom said it look dumb
And I felt kinda dizzy
‘cause I lost some blood
And now i’m looking for something to fill the hole
Gosh I wish I had someone to fill my hole

And it happens every morning
It’s became my ritual
I scramble around my house
In search of my long lost lobе
Where did it go?

And it happens еvery morning
It’s became my ritual
I scramble around my house
In search of my long lost lobe
Where did it go?