Elfie Schlegel
BRENT JONATHON BELKE, MARC STEVEN BELKE, KEN STEVEN CHINN, ROBERT ARTHUR JOHNSON, DAVID ANTHONY REES
Pulled a muscle
Popped a joint
My useless body
is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencil neck
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars
Saw my chiropractor
My questions he did answer
Said I better take care
Better get some MediCare
I'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel
Doing her floor exercise routine