Yo Yo

I met a rice-eye broad down at the punk rock bar (Yo Yo)
She had a Smut Peddlers sticker on the bumper of her car (Yo Yo)
Shooting pool with hot pants on, She was looking pretty fine (Yo Yo)
I asked her her name and bought her a couple of glasses of red wine (Yo Yo)

I smelled the essence of Irene
She looked about 16
She had a purple machine
Do you know what I mean?

She has fantastic nipples and a bitchin tan (Yo Yo)
Her genes and chromosomes were made in Japan (Yo Yo)
She’s got a switchblade with a picture of Chairman Mao (Yo Yo)
When she bends over, good god its like fucking wow (Yo Yo)

She's got the essence of Irene
She's so fucking clean
She's got a purple machine
Do you know what I mean?

She goes to raves, drinks, smokes pot, and takes ecstasy
She swears she’d never hook it up with a loser like me
She seems pretty nice sometimes when I talk to her on the phone
But somehow I always end up jacking off alone (Yo Yo)

She has fantastic nipples and a bitchin pussy
Her genes and chromosomes were made in Japan
She’s got swords from Tibet and she knows martial arts and stuff
I’m willing to risk a karate chop for a chance to dive in her muff

Essence of Irene
She's likely to beat me
I felt pretty great
When she whips out that purple machine

I met a rice-eye broad down at the punk rock bar (Yo Yo)
She had a Smut Peddlers sticker on the bumper of her car (Yo Yo)
Shooting pool with hot pants on, She was looking mighty fine (Yo Yo)
I asked her her name and bought her a couple of glasses of red wine (Yo Yo)

I spilled the essence of Irene
She got a purple machine
It's a crazy scene
Do you know what I mean?