Star Maps Killer

Driving down sunset, bought me a star map
Went to Stalone’s pad and took a crap
Tracking down speed racer, chim-chim and spritle
I am to waste every T.V. idol

I’m a celebrity stalker
I’m a heavy metal rocker
I’m an angry head knocker
An out of the side of my neck talker

I’ll stop at the projects and buy a gram
Get an autograph and slam with Morey Amsterdam
I’m gonna look up Robert Stack
And see if he’s down for smoking some crack
Up ahead’s the home of Dick Van Dyke
Lets see what an alcoholic's house looks like

I’m a celebrity stalker
I’m a heavy metal rocker
I’m an angry hеad knocker
An out of the side of my nеck talker

Looking for Ricardo Montalbon
First on my agenda tomorrow
I’ll be laying in wait for Charo

Driving down sunset, bought me a star map
Went to Stalone’s pad and took a smoke and crap on his lawn
Now I’m looking for Ricardo Montalbon
I had a premonition I’d find Zsa Zsa Gabor
In her backyard doin Carrol O'Connor