Vomitus Fartae

Hey guys

I love your band Slug, how are things in Slovakia?
Anyway, I fart and vomit into a distorted mic, that's my thing
Would you do a split with me?
Also, could you find us a cool label?
I wanna release this shit on vinyl
By the way, how many free copies do I get?
I feel that artists should always get free copies!

I have about 3 minutes of vomit-fart noise
But if you wait another 10 minutes, I'll have 13

Thanks for doing this
And could you share our Facebook page?