He Is So Lonely

[Verse 1]
Forcing a cough and ruffling hair
He puts on a show hoping others will stare
His skin is wan, he's puffy under the eyes
This whole thing in the hopes that girls will surprise that

[Chorus]
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
Chris you should bathe, they can't even breathe

[Verse 2]
Stay up all night jerking to anime
Drink a bottle of rum with your D and D games
Whine to the socials that no girls can be swayed
To your obvious charms, but you live in a cave

[Chorus]
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
Chris you should bathe, they can't еven breathe

[Verse 3]
Hе gets hired at Google as somewhat of a joke
Then he buys a Tesla to let all the world know
That he's making so much, he's got extra to blow
So he can't comprehend how it really is so, that

[Chorus]
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
As he farts in his chair, everybody else leaves

[Outro]
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
He is so lonely
He is such a nice guy, why can't they just see?