Sixteen Teeth, One Tail and a Bowl

Voice 1: Stop

Voice 2: I’m a midland chick with Cat Stevens

Voice 1: Ah, he’s not called Cat Stevens, is he? He’s called Yusuf Islam

Voice 2: Who?

Voice 1: Yusuf Islam

Voice 2: Who is Yusuf Islam?

Voice 1: Cat Stevens

Voice 2: Stupid name

(backwards voice)

Voice 2: He always eats cat food but we have to buy another pound

Female voice: Right that’s it (well)

(sung) I was a pirate

Female voice: You are pleading insanity?

Voice 2: ...Mohican. Now you believe in Elvis and the Mohican

Voice 1: Suppose this way: you can look out the window you see, um, pigs; there’s pigs out the window, great

Male voice: On account of my disability and wheelchair

(sung) You can’t…be the first to see- can't...

Voice 2: Now it’s my Mexican hat

Male voice: Our strength is in our nothingness

Female voice: …date he wanted. He probably does think you’re…

Female voice (distant): I get, well, I get bored

Voice 1: Olga, um

Male voice: Children, had express-find me

Female voice: Brother (yeah) hmm

Voice 2: Can’t evaporate today, he’s out my supposed life was anything

Voice 1: Yes I’ve got eleven lips

Female voice: The opening-

(backwards voice; laughter)

Voice 1: …funny…

(sung) No

Female voice (distant): I wanna hurt my boyfriend

Voice 2: He was on "Night Thoughts" the other week

Voice 1: Who?

Voice 2: Yusuf Islam...

Voice 1: Why?

Voice 2: (laughing) ...and his black and white cat

Voice 1: Yusuf Islam

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear