99 Out Of 100

Well catch me in the club bumpin' Susan Boyle's Christmas album
I'll be playin' it with no fades, yeah it be dissapointing
You should make an appointment if you wanna hate on me
Too busy dealin' with lovers and well wishers on the daily
Silver like I'm John Stewart, gold like I'm Spandeau Ballet
Goals like my name was Pelle, so much fire on my belly
It'll probably come out of me like that movie Taxidermia

Iron Man like Iommi, don't know me, Shazam me
Dude I got bars, I write 'em in my smart phone, yell 'em in a microphone
Then put 'em on Soundcloud, like a million plays, like a million plays
Jokes I'm not there yet, totally work in the progress
Like my name was Karl Stefanovic
Don't trust politicians, don't trust TV hosts
Don't trust me unless you know me, I just got a microphone

Too much mediocrity, too much complacency
Leaders of nations screwing everyone who isn't a rich white male
No room for young ones, no Rick Mayall

99 out of 100 getting shitty deals
99 out of 100 getting shitty deals
99 out of 100 getting shitty deals
99 out of 100 getting shitty deals
Shitty deals