Man of Foam

He's a whole lotta man
With his strip-mine tan
Keks are from Rome (and he can take up the hem on his own)
And you can watch him primp and preen
-There's a certain lack of clarity behind the screens-
Possibly psychotic but he sounds all right on the phone

Oh Man of Foam
What you gonna do if he follows you home?
There will come a day
When the moth meets the napthalene
Oh baby he will drive your car
(Spunked a monkey in the Jaguar)
Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
Man of Foam

Always been a dapper Dan
(But he hasn't been the same since the Dim Sum ban)
Gob stopper name
And no one to blame for it all
When the push has come to shove
What will he inscribe in the Book of Love?
Basking in the glow
With the sun down low on the wall

Oh Man of Foam
Up upon the blocks until the cows come home
Feeling quite liverish for one of his kidney and tone
The ad said there were goons for hire
But he's still reeling from the Reichstag fire
See you when the cows have flown
Man of Foam

Plucky little wolverine
Down in the cellar with a strict routine:
Muscular demands and the paraffin keeping it warm
Hopes that it won't be too soon
That the lump doctor wants him for the afternoon
Waiting for the ferry
By the Sea of Storms...

Oh Man of Foam
Tripping off your tits in the nursing home
Cheeky little pill
And for 12 hours wiggle and drone
No one knows what the fuck you mean
Just another crazy day on this hill of beans
Take me where the Wyvern roam
Man of Foam...