Hold the Phone

Throw out the newspaper some reruns around
And all your rewrites are over
I don't have time to waste on your emergency
But I bet it was important

Hold the phone
Hold the phone its almost

You say far too much to me, for me to comprehend (Over, when its over, its done)
There's only one of me, I'm only one man
Despite how much I give you, you've got me up in arms (Over, when its over, its done)
There's only one of me, I'm only one man

And so time wastes away
Well some might say its almost worth it
Where's the fun in having everything you choose
When you know you don't deserve it

Hold the phone
Hold the phone its almost

You say far too much to me, for me to comprehend (Over, when its over, its done)
There's only one of me, I'm only one man
Despite how much I give you, you've got me up in arms (Over, when its over, its done)
There's only one of me, I'm only one man, one man

Come over here I've got some secrets to reveal
God knows how much you love to gossip
I can't remember the last time I had this much fun
When I remain entirely sober, I'm so old

You say far too much to me
I'm only one man
You say far too much to me
I'm only one man
And that's all I'm gonna be
And that's all I'm gonna be
And that's all I'm gonna be
And that's all I'm gonna be
Bitch and that's all I'm gonna be