Oranges Don’t Exist

[Intro/Refrain]
Oranges don’t exist
As well as peanut butter
As well as jelly
As well as your stutter
Tastes like nothing…
Looks like nothing…
Lemons don’t exist
As well as hand grenades
As well as coffee
As well as Toffifee
We are nothing…
We are gone for nothing…

[Chorus]
Very berry cup of coffee
Very cherry cup of tea
Very chewy cup of gum
Very salty cup of cum
Anti-matter full of coffee
Anti-matter full of tea
Anti-matter full of gum
Anti-matter full of cum

[Verse 1]
Out with a bum
On a stool with a bun
In a very dark room
In front of a white desk
Out with a bum
On a stool with a bun
In a very dark room
In front of a white dеsk
Is it human?
Is it real?
Is it virtual?
Has it been seen?
Is it human?
Is it real?
Is it virtual?
Has it been seen?

[Verse 2]
Out on a boat
On a trip with a goat
In a chair, with some hair
Gluеd to it, have fun with it
Out on a boat
On a trip with a goat
In a chair, with some hair
Glued to it, have fun with it
Is it human?
Is it real?
Is it virtual?
Has it been seen?
Is it human?
Is it real?
Is it virtual?
Has it been seen?

[Verse 3]
Out with a gun
With my suicide squad
And the swat, and the twat
Who apparently vanished
Out with a gun
With my suicide squad
And the swat, and the twat
Who apparently vanished

[Chorus]
Very berry cup of coffee
Very cherry cup of tea
Very chewy cup of gum
Very salty cup of cum
Anti-matter full of coffee
Anti-matter full of tea
Anti-matter full of gum
Anti-matter full of cum

[Refrain]
Oranges don’t exist
As well as peanut butter
As well as jelly
As well as your stutter
Tastes like nothing…
Looks like nothing…
Lemons don’t exist
As well as hand grenades
As well as coffee
As well as Toffifee
We are nothing…
We are gone for nothing…

[Outro]
Wow, you got me good!
I thought the world was a virtual machine
Wow, you got me good!
I thought the world was just a reality show in a TV