Egg Stains

Saw your bloodshot eyes across a crowded room
In the public bar of the horse and groom
The sweetheart of my teenage years
Bumping around amongst the fags and beers

You broke my heart you done me in
Like a piece of art on a baked bean tin
You say life's a bummer like a chip fat momma
Estate car wreck not a brand new Hummer

You have egg stains on your shirt
The years they must have hurt
15 kids to claim
Oh that's such a shame, such a shame

We were friends we were lovers the Griffin Alley Shuvvers
Both victims of screwed-up mothers
And father time he makes his call
You drift away and made me a fool

Now your old now your grim
Is it talcum powder or is it vim
Chance your luck with the latest sop
Back to work with your bucket and mop

You have egg stains on your shirt
The years they must have hurt
15 kids to claim
Oh that's such a shame, such a shame

You have egg stains on your shirt
The years they must have hurt
15 kids to claim
Oh that's such a shame, such a shame