Nasty Dan

Oh Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
He's stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh
He'd growl and yell and I heard tell that he never took a bath
Nasty Dan (nasty Dan)was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long (good for him)
He'd go where he could and he'd try real good to make things go wrong (oh yeah yeah)
He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall (really mean)
And the only words that he ever said were "I don't like you at all" (yeah, right on)
Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now here is the best part, it's about a girl named Nasty Pearl
(Oh, she sounds ok too)

Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow
She said you like me rotten as can be let's get married now
So they went and they did and had a nasty kid
And I must confess

That Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now
And he doesn't bother anybody anymore cause he just lives
In his nasty old house with his nasty ol' wife and his nasty kid

In nasty happiness (far out)
Nasty Dan he's a happy man hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Wow, that was really great
And say, aren't you Johnny Trash?
Cash. Cash Cash
Have a rotten day
Wow, that was my kind of guy