Leave No Poop Trace

One time I dug a hole
By Lake Superior
In a safe place in the woods
And in that hole
I buried my poop really far down
And I left no trace yeah

Minnesota’s a great place to poop
Especially if you’re pooping in the woods
Minnesota’s a great place to poop
Especially if you’re pooping in the woods
Minnesota’s a great place to poop
Especially if you’re pooping in the woods

Some places in the woods
Along the North Shore
They’ve even got toilets
That arе just kinda hanging out
In the woods
They’ve got nothing ovеr them
There’s no walls
It’s just a toilet seat
And there’s a hole dug in the ground
And that’s where you poop
Just a hole dug in the ground
In the open air
Just a toilet seat there
And honestly it’s really comfortable
And really nice

You get to poop in the woods
Sitting on a comfy toilet seat
Listening to all the birds chirping around you
Letting the sun warm you up
Yeah it’s really nice
I hope I get to poop in Minnesota again someday