Double Act

[Verse 1]
Chips and beans, strawberries and cream
Torvill and Dean, know what I mean?
They go so well together
Wooster and Jeeves, red wine and cheese
The Two Ronnie's, four candles please
Stay with me forever
The birds and bees, Adam and Eve
Adam and Steve, and Eve and Eve
As long as we're all together

[Pre-Chorus 2]
There's been Itchy, there's been Scratchy
There's even Sting and Shaggy

[Chorus]
So, let's make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act

[Verse 2]
Queen and Bowie, Tenacious D
Dick Dastardly and his mutt Muttley
They'll be friends forever
Homer and Bart, Wayne and Garth
Little and Large, they made me laugh
Just like birds of a feather
Pam and Tommy, Tom and Jerry
Ben and Jerry's cookie dough cream
It's oh so good together

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Where there's Mulder, there was Scully
Where there's Cher, there was Sonny

[Chorus]
So, let's make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Bridge]
When Harry met Sally
When Noah wrote to Ally
When Danny danced with Sandy
And Meghan and Prince Harry
They won't be, and not slightly
As good as you and me could be
Maybe, so...

[Chorus]
So, let's make a legally binding pact
That we stick together and not look back
I know we can get this one back on track
'Cause we make a damn good double act
Yeah, we make a damn good double act

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh