Dr. Mom
Microsoft Research Songsmith, Maon of the Biarre Variety, Jimona
[Verse: Maon of the Biarre Variety]
I have so many things to give to you
Like my skin and all of my eyes
You deserve them, you can eat them
And ingest them
Woah-woah-woah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
I want to cut off your nose and keep it in a jar
Inside of my room
So I can see it everyday
Then I will take your tongue, and put it inside of a box
And mail it to my mom, and
She will observe it for scientific purposes, 'cause she is a doctor
And then she will dance around
Her name is Dr. Mom, so she is having fun
And she will send it to you
And you will put it in your car
That's the end of my song