Poor Pete Is a Bit Self Conscious

[Verse 1]
Poor Pete is a bit self conscious
And he thinks that he's a vampire
He gets into his off white Saturn
And heads into the suburbs

[Verse 2]
He looks at himself in the mirror
Like a girl putting makeup on
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth
But they don't accept coupons

[Chorus]
Is this gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

[Verse 3]
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward
But he likes to think he's ultra cool
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie
While she's playing bumper pool

[Verse 4]
She looks at him rather blankly
Before mouthing the words, "Yeah, right"
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy
Who will ever get it right

[Chorus]
So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

[Chorus]
So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new