I, VIBRATOR

You botched her nut a jillion times
Now she's gonna get herself off
It may require an army of balls
Lined up by height, Styles to your right
Shot up in the stall with Sodium Pentothal
Bend over, drop trou and cough
Tonight, she'd going to get herself off
You fucked her days in a million ways, now she's gonna get herself off
Chuckled Max, my wife has a crush!
Like on me?
That's uncomfortable
Puking off the side of a cruise ship ride
Being dumped three times, daily grind
Confused to see you don't cheat on a Dupree
Now she's gonna get herself off on me
She shudders like an earthquake
This jew is finna vibrate
Enraptured by her milkshake
I'm the luckiest vibrator in the trough
To help her get herself off
A boy does what he must versus withering trust
That's the thin red line that couldn't make her bust
Sick of rutting in the depths of your rut
When I was 16, having barely started a band
She received Chris Martin's kiss on her hand
All of you stanned the man with the gland
Now welcome to the clan
Can't floss, awash in your sauce
She's gonna get herself off
Youse a bitch, Youse a bitch awash in your itch
She's gonna get herself off
Like the nation of dads that bruised her sad
She's gonna get herself off
You confused date rape for dinner and a date
Well, fuck you
Now she's getting herself off"