Cranium

[Verse 1]
After T’s triple bypass
He won a hundred thousand dollars
My daddy has been playing them
Fucking tickets for fuckin’ years
But of course that little fuckin’
Small dick fuckin’ man fuckin’ won them
And the Christmas wasn’t white, it was black

[Verse 2]
Still couldn’t ask for more, I was a very lucky boy
But they got a fucking in-ground swimming pool
And I fuckin’ love to swim
Then I remember going over to visit
And playing on the fuckin’ Wii
And I was fuckin’ nine
And I still had a fake smile
‘Cus, yeah, I was an envious
Fuckin’ selfish fuckin’ asshole
But that’s how kids are

[Verse 3]
And I’m sure on the way home
I asked for an iced cappuccino
Oh, yeah
And then I got it
And while I was sippin’ it
I was complaining
About how we’re poor
And all the things I want
But you know what?
I fuckin’ desеrve all of them
I fuckin’ desеrve all of them
I fuckin’ deserve all of them!

[Outro]
If he’s behind me right now
I dare that fucker to come right out of the shadow
Because he doesn’t know me
But I know him