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I watch pirate movies before they have come out
Then pull out my phone and begin typing down
I write about the ending and all about the plot
Then post to every forum and onto every blog
Down at the bottom in tiny, tiny words
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I can't remember when I've had a more pleasant day

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When people read my comments
They really lose their minds
Screaming through their keyboards
With threats upon my life

They must think I'd be frightened
And sitting here in fear
But really, I'm here smiling
And feeding on their tears
So just to add some insult
To injury and hurt
I tell them, "It's your own fault"
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And I'm not a troll, I'm not a troll

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