AlzheimersGroup

[Intro]
There's nothing happening
Huh...?

[Verse 1]
Where am I? Who is I?
What?
Where- where is my grandson?
Whatever, I will figure that out later
Guess I will just pick up the newspaper for now
Sad that John F. Kennedy died for, like, the 4th time
Well, I have nothing better to do so i guess i will just look at the comic strips

[Verse 2]
Oh, this ones about an orange cat, I have never seen this one before
At least after i feel down the stairs a couple weeks ago
Seems like a prеtty funny comic strip
Going to share this with all my friends on my friends on Facеbook
It goes a little something like...

[Chorus]
There is nothing happening
I got the fire in the sock drawer under control
Out of the ordinary, I mean
There is nothing happening
Sock drawer, fire, under control, ordinary

[Verse 3]
Where- where is my grandson?
Whatever, I will figure that out later

Anyway, heh, that was one of the funniest comics i have ever heard
That was one of the funniest comics i have ever read
Glad our Facebook group liked it, our AlzheimersGroup
What's an "alzheimer" again? I forgot
Hey, look at the newspaper they just released a new comic strip
I haven't seen this one before
Wonder what is about, it seems to be about an orange cat
It seems to say...

[Chorus]
There is nothing happening
I got the fire in the sock drawer under control
Out of the ordinary, I mean
There is nothing happening
Sock drawer, fire, under control, ordinary

[Instrumental break]

[Outro]
Alexa, tell me a joke
"There is nothing happening, I got the fire in the sock drawer under control, out of the ordinary, I mean"
Haha, that's a good one!
Wait, that sounds kinda... familiar