Category Is...

[Intro: Rupaul & (Michelle Visage)]
Category is... Bring It To The Runway
Category is... Stars, Statements, and Legends
What category are you walking in?
(Femme Queen Realness)
Femme Queen Realness is in the house!
(I've snatched before)
And any other categories you are coming for...
(Butch Queen Realness)
Butch Queen Realness, well honey, you might have that one in the bag!
Tens, tens, tens across the board!
Hold that pose for me!
DJ, start the music!
Category is...
Category is...

[Hook]
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the, bring it to the

[Verse 1: RuPaul & (Michelle Visage)]
Category is...
(Category is Backdoor Barefoot Butch Queen)
Category is... Bear Claw Realness
Category is... High Couture Broadway Chic
Category is... Butch Queen Nutcracker!
Who's gonna crack that nut?
Category is... Butch- Butch- Butch Queen First Time In Drag?
Category is... Butch Queen Up In Drag!
Category is... Linebacker!
Hahahaha! Haha!
Hahaha!

[Refrain]
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!

[Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration...
Work, work! Yeah, you better snatch trophies honey!
You better snatch them trophies!
Are you here to snatch trophies?
Ok, hold that pose! Hold that pose for me!
Hold that pose for me!

[Verse 2: RuPaul & (Laganja Estranja)]
Category is... Category is Femme Queen Realness
Category is... Fish Up In Pumps
Category is... Category is... The Gift Of Giving
Category is... Catwalk Realness, ladies and gentlemen
Category is...
(Category is Pink Pussy Realness)
Category is... Category is Showgirl!
Category is... Category is She's Looking Fish Tonight!
Category is... Category is Officially Closed!

[Refrain]
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata!
Tatata, tatata, tatata, boom!

[Bridge] (x4)
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
Wha-wha-wha-what category... Bring it!

[Hook] (x2)
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Runway, run-run-run-runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the runway
Bring it to the, bring it to the runway

Hahahahaha, haha!