Chinese Food

[Verse 1]
I egg roll myself outta bed every morning
Rubbing tired away from my eyes
Cuz of our fight last night I assume you left
Oh honey that's no surprise
(Every time you leave I order Chinese food)
And even though you crawl back every week
You think you're such a tease
Truth is, once you're gone a man brings her over
And she's Chinese

[Chorus]
Every time you leave I order Chinese food
Pupu platters scattеred all over the placе
Waking up doused in soy sauce
White sticky rice all over my face

[Verse 2]
We stay in the living room all night
Rolling around in yum-yum
When I think the lights are too damn bright
I go hit the switch and dim some

[Chorus]
Every time you leave I order Chinese food
Pupu platters scattered all over the place
Waking up doused in soy sauce
White sticky rice all over my face

[Solo]

[Bridge]
Ohhhh once three days have passed I start to get mocked
By my leftovers in the fridge, box after white box
Chinese food reminds me of you, you quake my endorphins
So when you're gone our house is a crumbling cookie void of fortune

[Chorus]
Every time you leave I order Chinese food
Pupu platters scattered all over the place
Waking up doused in soy sauce
White sticky rice all over my face
Every time you leave I order Chinese food
Pupu platters scattered all over the place
Waking up doused in soy sauce
White sticky rice all over my face

[Fade Out]