Asshole (feat. Andy Biersack)

I've got an insane possy
We ain't clowns, though
I ain't a juggalo
But I always fucking juggle hoes
And maybe it's in my
Nature, but I've never wanna date her
But she's like a shot
Of vodka, cause I always
Got a chase her
What's the fuckin problem with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down
You need to understand
And let me keep
It simple, I'm officially stable
And I won't miss you
Here's a tissue
I've got issue
Believe me
And I always see my
Mommy in every
Woman I meet
But hate my fuckin mother
Mother fucker it's weak
So please believe me
I'm a needy
Insecure fuckin freak
And it ain't easy or as
Dreamy as you
Thought it would be
Took her out to dinner
Went and tried to kiss her
Opened up my eyes
The fuckin bitch was cheking Twitter

Ladies!

I ain't tryna be rude
But I never date a bitch
Who instagrams
Her fucking food

Oh!
I've lost my fucking mind
It happend all the time
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh!
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby

I was up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled
As a God damn prick!

I go to prison and get out it
And I'm back at it!
Hey guys
I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip
With the music now a days
Always sounds the same
But it's pretty fuckin lame
What you fuckin lames clain
To be real music and you gotta
Feel stupid to be still choosing to
Abuse the privilege
And you still use it?

Lately all you bands
Do the same damn shit
Same break downs
Snare, kick and
Lame ass riff
And everybody's still
Fuckin the same lame
Damn bitch that comes to
Every show, showing her
Fake ass tits
But not me
I'm on a whole other
Planet and I'll be damned
If I sit back and watch
This fucking shit happen
I'm an assa-scene with
That music and fashion
But I cash out, no back tracks
I stack racks, I cash in

Oh!
I've lost my fucking mind
It happend all tehe time
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh!
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

All right everybody oo the
Fucking groud
Right now
Andy, here!

All right!

You all are going to fucking die!
Fuck you
Fuck you tweets
Fuck everything about you
Socialmedia
My fucking ass

I'm an asshole, baby

Last but not least
I wanna thank my fans
The best damn fanbase
A band could have
And to show appreciation
For howgrate full I am
Here's a mic stand
Take it home to your dad
I got arrested for
A crime that I
Didn't commit
And I'd never beat
My girlfriend, she's
A God damn bitch, man

The truth is she was
Pissed I broke it off
So what she did was
Calculate a plane to
Hurt me any chance
She could get

Fuck it
Her plot didn't work
The jig is up and
Everybody knows
It's berzerk

All you though guys and
Wise guys gangsters on that wifi
You're a bitch-made in your real life
And real life I will fight
And just because I rock
Them skinny jeans
And a belt
Don't mean shit
Motherfucker I'll knock your ass out for real
Cause I'm pissed off
I 'll piss on any body
Cause I spit raw
I spite jaws
I'm hip-hop
I'll Nicholas Cage
Your face off

Oh!
I've lost my fucking mind
It happend all the time
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh!
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

Oh!
I've lost my fucking mind
It happend all the time
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh!
I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby

Welcome to the fucking mix tape!
2014 and beyond!
Me, Ronnie Radke, and a whole bunch of other crazy motherfuckers!
Andy Biersack!
Hahahaha!

Ya don't like it, go fuck yourself!
Hahahaha!

Now kids, it's just a fucking joke!
Relax!