Put another log on the fire

[Chorus]
Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans, come on, baby
Yeah, you can fill my pipe and fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Go put another log on the fire
Then come and tell me why you're leaving me

[Verse]
Don't I let you wash my car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
Ain't I gonna take you fishin' someday?
Hell, a man can't love a woman more than that
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her drivin' every night?
So, sit here at my feet 'cause I love it when you're sweet
And you know it ain't feminine to fight

[Chorus]
So put another log on the fire
Go cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car, lift it up, and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans, come on, baby
You can fill my pipe, then you'll fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Go put another log on the fire, babe
Then come and tell me why you're leaving me