I Hate My Roommate

It lasted only three months
So many things went on between you and me
It was so profound it just felt like a decade
So to you, I dedicate this song
I hate my roommate
He really pisses me off
I hate him, I hate him
I hate my roommate
We really don´t get along
I hate him, I hate him
Why does he have to slam the freaking door every time he gets into a place
Is he always mad or is he simply retarded??
He´s so pathetic, so annoying and I can´t stand looking at his face
Every time I see him I´m about to lose control
Why does he keep on singing all day long at the top of his annoying voice??
Sorry if I´m rude but, really, I don´t wanna hear it!!
And what´s up with all that dancing in his briefs around the living room at night
Getting home to that just makes me lose my appetite!
I hate my roommate
He really pisses me off
I hate him, I hate him
I hate my roommate
We really don´t get along
I hate him, I hate him
Always taking my stuff from the fridge, what´s the freaking deal with that??
And spending hours in the bathroom just to see how mad I´ll get
The hot water´s gone, he used it all, and now I´ll have to freeze to death
There´s no more to say, I´ll move away from all this crap
I hate my roommate
He really pisses me off
I hate him, I hate him
I hate my roommate
We really don´t get along
I hate him, I hate him
I hate my roommate, I really really hate my roommate
I just hate my roommate, I honestly hate my roommate
I hate my roommate, I hate my roommate
I hate my roommate
He really pisses me off