Clement’s Lament (We’ll See You In the Mall)

The night before this Christmas Day
We'll gather 'round the tree
And sing our favorite carols filled
With sentimental glee
We'll tell the same ol' stories so
Well-honed year after year
We won't bother with the truth
When those we love are near

Peace! Peace! Peace on Earth!
Goodwill to one and all!
The season starts in August now
We'll see you in the mall!