Faking the Boy Scouts

Slamming a door in the distance
He took it to a colorful life
Cheerful, quick, and delicious
He sliced it with his pocket knife

Glad to have us
It's a well-written script
In the endless conspiracy
Ever tight-lipped

Observing the charge
Breathing stopped short
Faking the boy scouts
Review and report
Observing the charge
Breathing stopped short
Faking the boy scouts
Review and report

Death for a living
Burning the sect
A sleepy child wakes up
Unrested and wrecked
It's what we expect

Rags to riches
It's an ill-fated trip
In the absence of fear
So he sat back and started to sip
And shoot from the hip
With delirious lip

Observing the charge
Breathing stopped short
Faking the boy scouts
Review and report
Observing the charge
Breathing stopped short
Faking the boy scouts
Review and report
Observing the charge
Breathing stopped short
Faking the boy scouts
Review and report
Observing the charge
Reading the chart
Faking the boy scouts
Review, come on!