The Friday Song

Monday I've got the go to work blues
By Tuesday my job makes me want to snooze
Wednesday the boss starts busting my hump
And Thursday I'm in that work week slump

But on Friday when the whistle blows at five
It means the weekend has finally arrived

Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year

"Here's a verse for the kids..."

Five days a week I sit in school
Gettin' a daily dose of the golden rule
I try to stay awake so I will pass
But those teachers are a pain in the class

So on Friday when they ring that final bell
I'm ready to raise some h-e-l-l

Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year

Yeah, St. Patty's is fun, and so is Turkey Day
And I'm a big fan of Superbowl Sunday
But keep your Valentines, Halloweens, and Fourths of July
The best D-A-Y starts with F-R-I

So when the real world starts gettin' me down
I think of that day that's comin' around
Friday is here to set me free
It's the greatest day in history

If you want the weekend to get here soon
Listen to Richard Cheese and sing this tune

Oh Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here (Thank God, Thank God you're here!)
You're better than Christmas
You're my favorite day of the year

It's not Monday (not Wednesday!)
Not Tuesday (not Sunday!)
Not Wednesday (not Tuesday!)
Not Thursday (not Monday!)
It's Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here

It's not New Year's, or Earth Day
It's better than payday and your birthday
It's Friday (Friday!)
Thank God you're here
(Friday!)