Shaun White

[Intro]
Ayo Live, is that you?
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Excuse me ma'am, I would hate to interrupt
I'm accompanied by courage that I had to muster up
To come and talk to you, all these guys they flock to you
I'd assume that compliments don't really mean a lot to you
And would you mind if I sit here, and are you still in college?
I just wanna know the Carfax, tell me what's the mileage
Cause' I can't afford a flat tire
Girl you know I'm playin', hope that you a fan of satire
I could tell she like me, and I retrieve the number
She go to Texas A&M but she here for the summer
I said damn, that's a bummer
Show me 'round campus, you know I'm a newcomer
God damn, I think I want her
I don't approach a lot, but today I'm feelin' shameless
You should come with me, I would hate you to be aimless
All my gold stainless, all your exes chainless
Senior year voted most likely to be famous
Yeah

[Interlude]
Uh, the games, and they were just so excited to see me, and they're like "you have the gold?" and I mean I had like, I had unlimited like service after that, I was getting drinks, and I was getting snacks, and I mean I was takin' photos in the back with all the, all the stewardesses it was fun
Wait a minute, drinks? You're 19 years old
Ye-I'm talkin' 'bout Mountain Dews baby, alright?

[Verse 2]
Hey look, maybe if I call, and maybe you would answer
I see you got some drive, you're not the type to be a dancer
Look, I would call it passion, some would call it thirsty
She scoop me in the Prius playin' Lamborghini Mercy
How you like the taste of Maine Lobster, what's the chance of me cuffin'
Where the fuck my steak sponsor? She think I'm some monster
I'm not no imposter, I'm concerned more 'bout yo' roster
You should give the book a chance I think you'll like the author
Yeah, and God forbid we don't stay in touch
I'm the one to blame 'cause when we speak I'ont talk enough
Cut her loose if her wings turn to angel dust
Match made in heaven but the Devil was an angel once
And you ain't even gotta ask, you know I'm down for the voyage
Maybe we should go to France and take a look at them Sequoias
I'm in D.C. right now, you would enjoy it
And they know me 'round Georgetown like I'm playin' for the Hoyas

[Outro]
It's the return of the king in the men's half pipe
Woah! Shaun White takes the gold!
White is the new gold