My Little Disaster

My little disaster asleep on the floor
Drank till she couldn't stand up anymore
Her friends are all strangers, she's weird as hell
Shes a short story I never can tell

Sweet little drunkard too clever by half
I bet you she never once stifled a laugh
She lets it all out, she leaves it to hang
She winds it all up and goes out with a bang

My little disaster rolls over at dawn
Says "Remember when we woke up and got it on?"
I ask "Is that right now?" and she says "Indeed."
It's never too early for your hour of need

My lady of leisure looms large in the room
Force of nature, foreteller of doom
Might not have a mattress but she has got me
Tomorrow I've got no idea where I'll be

Life is too short to say no when you're asked
To share a shag rug or a pull off a flask
Right now there's one thing I do know for sure
My little disaster's asleep on the floor
My little disaster's asleep on the floor