Song For When You Forget Stuff When Leaving The House
Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin
A 5, 6, 7, 8
It's time to go
It's time to go-go-go
But before I go, I got to kno-o-ow
If I got everything before I go out the door
Cars need keys, not cheese, just keys
Get the keys, please
Not the cheese, jeez
My back pocket is there
But the pocket is bare
What goes in there?
My wallet
Get the wallet
There I got it
Put the wallet in my pocket
Over my derringer
Where's my cellphone?
I bet it's in my hand
Yup
My lips are dry
But I gotta stay calm
Get my lippity lippity lippity lippity lippity lip balm
Is the oven on? (Nope!)
Did I zip my fly? (Yep!)
Did I properly affix a band-aid to my third nipple
Because it gets exceptionally hard and looks awkward?
Check!
Got my stuff
Got it all
Let's go
Time to go
Out the door
Now I'm gone
Goodbye
See ya later
Sayonara
Hasta la vista