Concept of Holy Transitions - The Epidemic of Slow v. Fast

[Intro]
It's showtime

[Verse 1]
What you want tell me
You can tell my friends too
I don't wanna know what
What you gotta say
Say what you want
But I'm not gonna listen
If you want a promise
Well I'll tell them anyway
Look what I got now, all-time beauty queen
Hair done up and top down, cruising
Kissing jocks, and kicking rocks
But now I gotta go to my dorm
I'm falling down

[Interlude]
Have you ever contemplated the concept of holy transitions?
The epidemic of slow vs. fast
Skin, skin, body
What makes someone perfect?
Kissing jocks, kissing jocks, kissing jocks
You think it's pretty but it left me homeless
I called Isaiah and he immediately answered
"Hey, what are you doing?" I asked nonchalantly
"Nothing, I was taking the wings out of the oven" He replied
A cold chill swept across me
I'm already gone, Marty McFly
It's all your fault

[Verse 2]
Hey!
You think it's pretty but it really left me homeless
The diamond rings I had to sell
Why don't you know this
Take me there, I bring you near
And when you're scared, I'm always here
But when the luck is like Miss Wong
You turn to dust and then I'm gone
You think it's pretty but it really left me homeless
The diamond rings I had to sell
Why don't you know this
Edna Mode, I'm the boss dear
Panty, thong, and pantaleer
Plastic love is all I've got
So stiff up you're acting queer

[Verse 3]
Got skin, got face
Got everything
Long hair, plump tits
You even got the heebs
I want it, you want me
We have chemistry
You act hard to get
But I'm so ready
What makes someone perfect?
What makes someone perfect?

[Outro]
What makes someone perfect?
You think it's pretty but it left me really homeless
What you want to tell me
You can tell my friends too
Do you feel more complete?
After contemplating holy transitions
And the epidemic of slow v. fast
I hope this experience has changed you
It's changed me
Thank you for tuning and goodnight